Jul 10, 2025

Vince The Sign Guy Volume 2

Vince Rozmiarek is known as Vince the Sign Guy. He started posting humorous sayings on the Indian Hills Community Center sign in Indian Hills Colorado in 2012 and has continued. His wife Kirsten posts daily on Instagram.

From Vince’s website:

Message from Vince: I live to make you smile, or groan! Who doesn’t like a good laugh?   There is no substitute. For over 10 years I’ve been posting funny, punny sayings on a big teal sign to achieve just that and I plan to keep it going as long as I can.

Following are a few for your enjoyment:

Sign that says "The city with the biggest rodent problem is Hamsterdam"

Sign that says "When it was the oyster's time he simply said aww shucks!"

A Vince the Sign Guy sign that says "Thieves stole all my Red Bull. How do these people even sleep at night?"

Sign that says "My wife won't go to karaoke with me. I have to duet alone."

Sign that says "How do nudists clean their glasses?"

A Vince the Sign Guy sign that says "The ghost wore a paranormal pants to dinner."

Sign that says "Do electricians listen to AC/DC or something more current?"

Sign that says "A woodpecker visited a petrified forest. He found it impeccable."

A Vince the Sign Guy sign that says "You know you got the right fireworks when the salesman gives you a high four."

Sign that says "Darth Vader likes his toast on the dark side."

 

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